Breaking News – #hoffcon Keynote Speech Leaked
Warning: This is aimed at securitytwits for humor purposes. You might not get it.
An anonymous source that is not approved to speak on behalf of #hoffcon shared @Beaker‘s keynote speech. Of course it could have just been a spy chipmunk disguised as a squirrel.
Securitytwits know @Beaker to be Chris Hoff our beloved Cloud Security Guru. In his preparations last night for the upcoming #hoffcon @Beaker was testing Mojito recipes. We have evidence from his own twitter feed:
Now’d be a particularly unfortunate time to write a blog. I’ve been testing Mojito recipes all night long. It’d be a frankenpost of a blog
Our anonymous source suspects a strange reaction of Mojito recipes on the scale of accidents that give birth to heroes in comic books caused @Beaker to want to watch Independence Day during the early morning hours. Or maybe it’s just because it’s July 4th weekend. This lead to his inspiration for his speech. There is also a rumored super secret ninja squirrel badge for 4Square checkins at #hoffcon.
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